oopsie oops..i did it again. being a bitch to my own blood and sweat html-ed blog and to my frens. no necessity for apologies. Go ahead and be confident. no one will think ur in the wrong. so in the past one month what have i done? I have gone to Madison, Miami and Chicago. Pick-chers are mmm....in my computer STILL. not yet uploaded to picasa. bear with me can ar?? blogging from office ok? class starts in precisely 24 mins. But everyone's spamming my chatbox that im not updating. and someone claimed on facebook that ive gone MIA.
Today's first day of class. gimme a break. It's being a bitch today. wet and rainy. but it's been sucha darling too. met and hugged some frens that i havent seen all summer. miami and madison pick-chers shld be up soon. within the next 24 hours. cross my heart and hope to die.
so hor, let me tell u my experience in miami leh. south beach is the main beach attraction. but hor, not even half as nice as my lao niang country lehhh. thts why hor, americans, when they travel to south east asia and go to all those exotic islands, they lie down there and get burnt till like this...........
same same la...all brown and fat one. big eyes, sharp nose, huge mouth.
miami is city of the rich. gals everywhere got boob jobs done leh. i wonder what jobs they hold. LOL maybe. spam me if u duno wats that. so everywhere we go, sara, jannah and I would yell out to each other, "tetek palsu!" when we see one, which is like every few steps la.. cz hor, u see la, the face ar...aiyooooo....can be like ur ah por ok?? but the tetek..fuiyoh! hebat sial! when walk that time, never gerak at all leh..no bouncy bouncy wan leh...it stays firm and TIGHT..then they wear low-cut baby tees such that the boobs spill out of the shirt wan leh...and its not wrinkled worrr..its like it went for tanning session. brown and firm.
those who go to the extremes also got la. botox-ed face. wasai. ask them smile..1..2...3....inject botox. face stay like that for the next 20 yrs. then with the botox-ed face and the tetek palsu, they can get guys who drive felallis lehh...and beamersss! ok la..beamers here cheap. but still..fellalis lehh....red red wan...driver hot hot wan....young sumoreeee....
so do i love them, like them or gotta have them? the guys and the cars: i gotta have them.
the tetek palsu and botox-ed faces: mmmm......not so much. i like them.
but siew ann hor, got pride wan lehh...small boobs..no choice lor..but she wont go do boob job lehh (photoshop not counted ya) and of cz she wont do botox lah.
SIEW ANN ma.....au naturale...
speaking of which, has anyone watched 200 pound beauty?
